I will be using a different style in this post. I've modeled it after Dave Letterman's top ten list segment. I have tried to compile the most common things that you would see, hear, smell, or buy if you were to travel to Chennai that would be different than the US. It is not a comprehensive list, but it will give you an idea of the experience.
Sights:7) Squat toilets: a different way of doing business.

6) Hindu shrines: They pop up on street corners, next to offices, and installed in various nooks throughout the city.

5) Near misses: Traffic is crazy. I wouldn’t say that the rule here is to drive on the left side of the road (nominally, it is). The rule here is to fit in wherever you can. Cars, motorcycles, bicycles, cows and pedestrians share the road.


4) Public urination: Drive around long enough, and you’ll see it.
3) White symbols in driveways. Traditionally, every morning the area in front of the house is swept clean and washed with water, and a symbol is drawn on the ground with rice flour. The symbol has to be symmetric, and as far as I can tell can be any shape. Basically, it serves as a good luck charm, and it is made with ground rice as a gift to the animals.


2) A clutter of advertising: small shops are peppered with various advertisements. Walls are covered with “bills”, which is what posters are called here.

1) Trash: the streets are littered with it. Everywhere is dusty, and most buildings, sidewalks and roads are crumbling.
Sounds4) “Call back to confirm”: This is probably a “No.” When we’re scheduling interviews with patients it may take us three tries before we get the hint.
3) “No problem”: Sometimes, it means “Yes, though I really want to say No.” Other times, “Stop bothering me.” It usually means “OK”.
2) Cell phone ring: At our apartment, someone’s cell phone (outside) is constantly going off, and I seem to be able to hear everything outside with crystal clarity. I have grown somewhat used to it. Also, when you call someone, expect to hear their favorite song, instead of ringing. I have heard this in the US, but it is really common here.
1) Horns: Everyone is honking. When passing someone you should honk three times: once when you are approaching from behind, once when you’re beside them in the hope they won’t swerve unexpectedly into you, and again when you’re passing them (for good measure). I want to get an air horn, so when I am running in the morning I can honk back, just for fun.
SmellsIt is amazing how walking around Chennai, you will literally walk through many different zones of smells. At times, a waft of some smell or another may just catch you off-guard and will disappear as quickly as it appeared. It may be good; it may be not so good.
5) Fire
4) Delicious food, herbs or drinks
3) Sewage / manure: animals still roam the streets, and the rivers are the worst places in terms of smell.
2) Diesel exhaust
1) Garbage
Taste5) Spicy
4) Rice: A LOT of it, and it comes with various sauces and minced vegetables. Even the cafeteria at the diabetes clinic serves more rice per meal than I am able to eat. They have tried to change that, but after a revolt by the patients, they reinstated rice with “reduced” quantities. The food here is typically vegetarian.
3) Spicy
2) Naan: mmmmm. It’s a flat bread, and I love it.
1) Spicy: you would think such a hot country would not be known for food that would make you sweat in Alaska (let alone coffee and hot tea).
Stuff5) Men and women wear wraps. For women it is called a “
saree”. For men a “
kirta” and “
dhoti”. The men’s skirt-like bottom can be worn long or short, depending on how it is wrapped and a person can change it throughout the day, if he is starting to feel hot.


4) Stores have limited refrigeration, so as many products as can be stored on the open-air shelves will be. For example, milk is in boxes (instead of plastic jugs) and on the shelf, as are eggs, vegetables, juices, etc. There isn’t much meat on sale, so that reduces the need for refrigeration still further. Some drinks are stored cold for convenience, though (eg some of the bottled water is stored in the fridge and some is left out).
3) Voicemail – doesn’t exist
2) Yoghurt is called “dahi” here, and it is all plain. You won’t get the flavored or sweetened varieties common in the US.
1) Banana flavored Corn Flakes – great idea! When can I get it in America?
As you can see, India holds intense sensations for all of your five senses. I was told as much before traveling here, and I have not been disappointed.